I’ve got to Day 9 of my #30daywritingchallenge and for this post I have to think of some words of wisdom or quotes which resonate with me. I must admit I don’t really have a favourite life quote or saying but I do like the saying “what goes around, comes around,” If you treat someone badly, then it will come back to bite you on the bum in the future. I am definitely speaking from experience here and I have had to learn my lesson the hard way.
As I was Googling to see if any quotes or sayings came up I came across a great website coolfunnyquotes.com. I’ve been having a giggle over some of them. Here are my favourites!
“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do”
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of crisps!”
“The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do,” – Walter Bagehot.
“In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep and at night you refuse to sleep!”
“Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day,”
“If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?”
“They say don’t try this at home so I’m coming over to your house to try it!”
“When people tell me you’re going to regret that in the morning, I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver!”
“It’s alright if you don’t agree with me…I can’t force you to be right!”
“Most of the time…when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time.. when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time..when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…..”
“He who wakes up early… yawns all day long!”
“Those who snore always fall asleep first!”
“You call it nagging, I call it “Listen to what I said the first time!”
Have you got any funny quotes or sayings?
Love Sam xx